Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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