- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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