- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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