- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's a good joke? Not this one.

the lemon was sweet.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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