- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

So a bar walks into a man...

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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