what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A blind man watches TV

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Anti Joke

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