What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Penis.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

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