- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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