- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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