- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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