Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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