Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

A pope meets another one

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Turkey Balls

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

drew edminstin is a rat

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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