- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's up? Your time.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??