- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

im saul and i love cock

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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