how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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How do you end a sentence

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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