- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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