The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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