- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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