Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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