- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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