- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what's black and can't swim?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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