Worms don't like apples.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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