- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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