what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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I don't get it

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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