Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Indians

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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