Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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