There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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