1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Your're racist.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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