You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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