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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

field day?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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