- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's 2+2? Fish

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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