- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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