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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

can you pass the soap?

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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