- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Jordan is pregant

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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