- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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