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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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