- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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