Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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