How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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