- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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