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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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