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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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