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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

White NBA players.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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