Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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