Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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