- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The cream, it is coming

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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