What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

quantum physics?

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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