- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck?

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

batman has diarrhea

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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