- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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