- Anti Joke

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.