- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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