One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

womens rights

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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