A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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pobody's nerfect

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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ure mama's so fat

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Bitch

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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