- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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