What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What is life? Paul.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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