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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

woman's rights

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Everybody will die

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Logan's gay

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I? Everett

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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