The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Who wants water? I do.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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