- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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