- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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