What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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An anti-joke

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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call me maybe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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