- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My parents died!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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