- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

knock knock... ...no answer

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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