- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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