Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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