Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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SHUT UP JP

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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