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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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